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Fuck that. You know what the greatest feeling in the world is? Some people might say shitting with the bathroom door open, but I'll go a step farther. shitting with the bathroom door open and looking directly at the kitchen (ideally from a powder room connected to the kitchen). It's the brute, primal feeling of saying "this is a sacred place where I store and prepare the sustenance I need to survive, and I'm going to defile it by shitting while staring at the pristine holiness of it, just because I can." Masturbating in the kitchen is the same feeling, the feeling of being so in control of your life and all you survey that you would willingly commit a vile act on hallowed ground just to prove just how on top of the food chain you are.

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Revision: 2022 by @ayip in <!error getting other user for D6TC4D831> 2 years agoSlack Archive

Fuck that. You know what the greatest feeling in the world is? Some people might say shitting with the bathroom door open, but I'll go a step farther. shitting with the bathroom door open and looking directly at the kitchen (ideally from a powder room connected to the kitchen). It's the brute, primal feeling of saying "this is a sacred place where I store and prepare the sustenance I need to survive, and I'm going to defile it by shitting while staring at the pristine holiness of it, just because I can." Masturbating in the kitchen is the same feeling, the feeling of being so in control of your life and all you survey that you would willingly commit a vile act on hallowed ground just to prove just how on top of the food chain you are.