Most frequently iwagner is seen in the depths of cluster 2 in the late hours of the night eating the crumbs off keyboards. This is the reason no one is allowed to eat in the lab, for is he eats too much one day he will eat the bocal staff and become self-proclaimed 42 king. Below is an artist depiction of his natural state.
Urban Dictionary: Ian http://ian.urbanup.com/3300134#.WL9bSPYsQ1k.twitter
A man who knows how to suck it, really hard.